IвЂ™m sorry that every time we get to an intersection, I insist that IвЂ™m the only person in the car who knows when you should turn or not turn. IвЂ™m just not convinced that you can do anything other than drive in a straight line without doing something very wrong. IвЂ™m sorry that I audibly flinch every time you do anything. And IвЂ™m really sorry that whenever weвЂ™re sitting at a red light and it changes, I always feel like I have to smugly say вЂњGreenвЂќ, like youвЂ™ll just continue to sit in the middle of the road all day if I wasnвЂ™t there to remind you to accelerate. IвЂ™m sorry that I scream вЂњRED! RED! RED!вЂќ like a banshee whenever the light has just turned from green to orange вЂ“ I just want to make sure you see it and you have enough time to stop. But all opinions expressed by the author are 100 per cent authentic and written in their own words. Just as an FYI, you should know that this post is sponsored by For some reason IвЂ™m just convinced that if I donвЂ™t tell you a car is slowing down, you will continue to drive until you hit the back of them. IвЂ™m sorry that every time a car brakes ahead of us, I yell the word вЂњBRAKE!вЂќ in an absolute panic. IвЂ™m sorry that while you drive, I look out on to the road ahead with absolute concentration, because IвЂ™m sure IвЂ™m going to see something that you will definitely miss.

IвЂ™m sorry that for every second you have your hands on the steering wheel, I have my hands nervously clinging to either my door or the dashboard or my seatbelt.

Please donвЂ™t get mad at me because I can totally drive this car better than you from the passenger seat.

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